Here are a few anecdotes which I liked. You may enjoy them if you have not seen them before


Situation ...1

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

Situation 2

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Situation 3

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.The optician showed him a card with the letters:C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Situation 4

A husband was making a breakfast of fried eggs for his wife. Suddenly, his wife burst into the kitchen. "Careful," she said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The husband stared at her. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The wife calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."